A Football World Where it Pays to be ruthless and make ballsy decisions
Do you know your football team better than a WAG* knows her mating ritual?
Experience a place where football knowledge, managerial knowhow and ballsy decisions will lead you to glory at the top of the Jaffer tree.
* ‘WAG’ - An overpublicized, superficial barbie doll, found lurking at football matches, easily distinguished by their orange skin tone.
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Name: Herr Flopp
Nationality German Style of Football Gegenpress pincer Gets to know his players by Desperately acting like one of the lads Best known for Being football management’s version of a hipster Mind games Tactical honesty
Name: Arse Whinger
Nationality French Style of Football Pass, dribble, pass, dribble, pass, dribble, pass, dribble, pass... full-time Gets to know his players by Showing blind loyalty Best known for The zip on his wallet being tighter than the one on his coat Mind games Gets rattled, gets physical
Name: Anche Grotti
Nationality Italian Style of Football Simple... just manage the biggest clubs and best players Gets to know his players by Reminding them he was Pirlo’s mentor... football thanks you Best known for Cash flow Mind games Mr Nice Guy
Name: Ego Specialinho
Nationality Portuguese Style of Football Long, red and come in threes Gets to know his players by He doesn't, they get the honour of knowing him Best known for Sulking at the journo hand that feeds him Mind games Shots fired
Name: Sir Bossalot
Nationality Scottish Style of Football It’s not over until I say so Gets to know his players by Being the father figure... daddy didn’t love me Best known for Hanging around boardrooms like the grim reaper Mind games Bulldoze and back-handed compliments
Name: Pablo Tikitaka
Nationality Spanish Style of Football The innovation of Messi’s team wins Gets to know his players by Showing them he is a football Einstein Best known for Being the sharply dressed one the missus fancies Mind games A cool head, doesn't think he needs them